Turn Up Tuesday

Part-Time Justin is going to drink THIS turn up treat for 4/20 and we go through some stoner thoughts…

If I eat myself would I be twice as big or disappear completely?
Why doesn’t soda taste sticky? Jelly tastes sticky
What’s the whole point of the alphabet being in order?
IHOP and waffle house should merge and be called the international waffle house of pancakes
Each time you light your lighter your lighter gets lighter
Where does the wind start?
If you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room but less bedroom
If you smoke weed on a boat, does that make it seaweed?
Being up for something is the same as being down for something
Right now, you are both the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you will ever be again
While you wait for the waiter do you become the waiter?
And MORE!