The cast is sharing their Top Ten lists of 2014. Kellie gave us the best Entertainment Stories, Big Al gave us the best Poop Playlist, J-Si gives us the Best Callers and finally… Jenna’s Top Ten Expressions Googled in 2014. Check it out below!

10. Swerve: Like Kanye in Mercy
Dodging someone or turning someone’s request down. Also, dodging a girl in the club.

9. Fauxbola- Vine ebola prank on kid
The moment that someone has a small cough or sniffle, that they believe they have ebola and have to announce it to the world.

8. Lumbersexual
Man buns are my favorite man trend of 2014. This led to a lot of new terms on Instagram. I didn’t know what this meant until I looked it up.
“A Metro-sexual who has the need to hold on to some outdoor based rugged-ness, thus opting to keep a finely trimmed beard.”

7. Turnt
Turnt is a variation of “turned” used only to describe when someone is excessively excited or prepared for the current event. In it’s entirety, it can commonly be seen used as “turnt up,” as in “turned up.”

6. YAAAASSS!
A word used to express extreme excitement, usually followed by a swift fist pump. Can also be used to agree with someone who has a great idea.

5. Dat Doe Dis
THAT THOUGH THIS- Commonly used by those who are either too lazy to add the fourth letter, or teen homeboys.

4. Bout a week ago- Bobby Shmurda
The approximate length in time necessary for an individual to have partaken in or experienced or merely discovered a specific activity or event before all persons within hearing proximity repeat the phrase and spontaneously break into “shmoney” aka the “shmoney dance” (varying levels of proficiency in the shmoney dance result in ~90% failure rate/looking like a scrub). Not recommended for those of European descent (honkeys).

3. Bye Felicia-originally from Friday
When someone says that they’re leaving and you couldn’t really care less that they are. Their name then becomes “felicia”, a random b that nobody is sad to see go. They’re real name becomes irrelevant because nobody cares what it really is. Instead, they now are “Felicia.”

2. Going up on a Tuesday- ILOVEMAKONNEN
Club is normally deserted on Tuesdays, but for people who work the weekend, strip clubs have special deals on Tuesday so it’s equivalent of our Friday night.

1. I can’t even. Also said “I literally can’t even”
The dying last words of the whitest of white girls. The phrase basically means something the girl can’t process due to her lack of knowledge of the world outside of Instagram.
When white girls everywhere learned the pumpkin spice latte had gluten. They literally couldn’t even.